More grandstanding from the follicly challenged super villain!

With the “back to basics” approach of C&C 3 and its classic (bordering on outdated) look and feel, it was always going to be interesting to see what could be done to add to this madcap RTS classic.

Sadly they couldn’t get the sexy chicks from Battlesar Galactica back for this one (Boomer and Six) so they got some random other guy from the show to do cut scenes instead. Its kinda fun that in this day of fully rendered cut scene animation, we get good old full motion video with mainstream actors desperately trying to act against blue screen cgi sets. Having said that, some big names have appeared in the C&C series including Michael Bien and James Earl Jones so it shouldn’t be too bad.

What do you get?

Well it’s more of the same really. The baldy one in full on camp “Dr Evil” mode and the usual turn / mission based mayhem. There are a few new and interesting sub-factions here with a sprinkling of new vehicles and some of the battles are huge with tank rushes and infantry zerging to keep the action going. We also see some uber units for each side and the new equipment provides extra variety and balancing.

All in all it’s not bad but we didn’t see anything revolutionary here. Perhaps that’s a good thing in some ways as C&C is popular for “being what it is”.

This will likely be the last expansion for C&C for the time being as we have Red Alert 3 to look forward to with is interesting alternate future time-line.

Verdict

Definitely for C&C fans, less so for the casual player

Popularity: 75% [?]

$500 million in the first weekend!

And that’s on the back of 6 million copies being sold with over half of the total figure being snapped within 24 hours of beig released. Pretty impressive, eh?  Compare this to the launch of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest’ - $196 million in the first week. Just goes to show that gaming is alive and kicking. In fact, it’s ahead of the pack by miles.

Take-Two, the company behind GTA, were the subject of a $2 billion buyout offer from EA. Wisely, Take-Two rejected the offer and postponed negotiations until after the release of GTA IV. I think the company will be worth far more now.

Popularity: 25% [?]

What can we say about the Fallout series? Adult themed, full of satire and subtle humour teamed with excessive violence, sexual innuendo and booze. Oh, and radiation. These classics are now quite elderly but are still wonderful to play and never fail to raise a chuckle at the fun poked at American paranoia and prejudice. Sadly, the series died with the original developer and the franchise rights seemed to get kicked around a bit. Then Bethesda stepped into the breach announced Fallout 3 to run on their Oblivion engine and we all sat up and took notice.

Oblivion Engine

Personally, we couldn’t stand Oblivion and found it tedious and dull (flames incoming) but its visuals were awesome and put a most satisfying strain on our graphics cards. It’s quite difficult to see how Fallout would translate from an isometric top-down tactical game to a free flowing first person experience but the results are looking promising. Teaser trailers and full motion videos have been released and hint at great things to come. The visuals seem just right and it is instantly recognisable as Fallout.

Don’t Ruin It!

There have been accusations of Bethesda “dumbing down” the game but they deny it and would do it at their peril. Fallout fans are a hardcore and vocal lot and it wouldn’t take much to burn the game in its own radioactive waste.

Verdict

It’s due out “sometime” in 2008 so we will keep an eye out for it and report more when it is available.

Popularity: 70% [?]

Here’s a PC game that we’ve been looking forward to for ages. Left 4 Dead is a multi player co-op first person shooter that sets you and three friends in a fight for survival against the zombie hordes!

The Setting

There are four (hence the 4 in the name - get it?) human survivors in a nasty zombie infested town that have to band together and fight for survival with precious little ammo and a lot of terrifying moments. There are several zombie types from basic cannon fodder to terrifyingly agile hunters and the players must work together to survive.

Fun Factor

It’s made by Valve. It’s going to be great.

The idea of making a game out of those fun zombie attack movies from the 80’s is brilliant and being able to play with your mates at your side is even better. If you don’t happen to have 3 friends, then the computer AI will pretend to be a friend and play along with you.

Graphics are looking good and up to Valve’s usual standard and the world allows players to use almost anything as a weapon. This is likely to create some moments of desperate hilarity as you try to beat the monster to death with some mundane item from your inventory instead of your “Turbo Nutter Bastard Shooter ™”.

Verdict

Buy it as soon as you can!

Popularity: 68% [?]

Well here it (almost) is, a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (or MMORPG to you and me) based in the world and myth of Conan the Barbarian.

Is it original?

Hmm. A fantasy online game featuring men of legend fighting creatures of legend. Haven’t seen any of those before (Everquest, Everquest 2, Dark Age of Camelot, World of Warcraft, Lord of the Rings online, Dungeons and Dragons online). Ok, so fantasy roleplay isn’t new so what can this game offer that hasn’t been done before?

Well for one thing, an actual plot and story line to follow in a setting that prepares you for the rigors of life among other players (we call it grouping) while moving you along to level 20. Of course at this stage, we don’t know how significant level 20 is but based on other games one might call this a “milestone” level where the character really starts to take shape.

New innovations

A very interesting development is the idea of player owned CITIES. Where previous games have sometimes had player owned houses and the odd guildhall, this concept is massive and lends itself further to realm versus realm player versus player (PVP) combat. Many MMORPG players value PVP higher than player versus environment (PVE) and to them the pinnacle of online gaming is defeating other human opponents rather than the computer AI so this could offer them a great deal.

We feel that it is just as important to reward the PVE player as the PVP player and we hope that Conan Online (as it is bound to be known) will do this. Our experience of other online games shows us that the PVE player is often given a raw deal compared to the PVP-er so time will tell.

Mounted combat

It appears that Age of Conan will be taking the concept of player mounts further too. In games such as Everquest and World of Warcraft, it is most frustrating when playing a heroic knight who charges into combat only to have to get off his horse to fight. Rather silly really. Age of Conan will allow players to charge mounted into fights and battle from horseback very effectively. This is quite novel and will make knights and cavalry actually feel like knights and cavalry (we hope).

Verdict

Promising future addition to the crowded MMORPG (just rolls off the tongue doesn’t it?) market.

Popularity: 73% [?]

Relic’s masterpiece back for another episode!

Nuns in battle armour! Elves in spiky leather! It can only be Warhammer 40,000: Soulstorm!

But wait, this episode was co-developed by Iron Lore Entertainment rather than Relic alone. We assume Relic was busy developing Dawn of War 2 (more on that to come). Can ILE match the quality and depth of previous episodes? Well kinda, sorta. The game is still great fun and is pretty much a must have for fans of the genre but on release, it had several annoying flaws which might put off a casual player or one new to the series.

New Races

Many fans of the series had been hoping for the terrifying swarm race, the Tyranids to be added this time but instead Relic opted for the Sisters of Battle and the Dark Eldar. The Sisters of Battle are a devout group of women from the Imperium of Man who are utterly devoted to their God-Emperor and are fond of incinerating heretics and non believers with their “Righteous Fire” (flamethrowers to you and me). The Dark Eldar are essentially bad elves with guns who delight in doing bad stuff and wearing lots of spiky leather.

Gameplay

The single player campaign revolves around several planets each with multiple territories and the player controls one of the games races or factions in an effort to capture all the territories and destroy all rivals. Generally speaking, this is pretty good fun but one serious flaw is the player frequently has to fight in the same territory (i.e., map) several times in a row as the computer player immediately attacks a captured territory. This is very annoying and somewhat tedious as few players would want to fight essentially an identical battle over and over. Having said that, the game is very stable and we didn’t have any crashes to desktop or hang-ups so a patch to fix the annoying AI behaviour is all that was really needed upon release. Units remain balanced and the races and factions are fairly well matched and cater for a variety of playing styles.

This episode also added flying vehicles although these are not really true flyers, they add an interesting and fun dimension to the game with the option for rapid strikes on your opponent and massed air, land and hover attacks. Multi player remains as good as ever and the graphics are still excellent even if the game engine is aging.

Installation woes

It is very important to remember that although this is a standalone single player game, only the Sisters of Battle and the Dark Eldar are available in multiplayer unless the player has the pervious episodes of the game. Players who do not play multi player or who only want to play the new races needn’t get the previous episodes. It is also worth noting that the routine for the game to identify your CD keys from previous episodes isn’t flawless and somewhat fiddly. We recommend having the previous games installed already and the CD keys handy when installing Soulstorm.

Verdict

A must have for fans of the genre and owners of the previous episodes

Popularity: 58% [?]

Microsoft, we love you…sometimes.

XBOX 360 to PC port that works surprisingly well. Stunning graphics and well designed levels. Encourages co-operative gameplay in all modes and forces players to make good use of cover. Running about like Rambo results in a reload. The game is quite demanding of hardware and is a very large install (10GB) but this shouldn’t be a problem for a modern PC.

Single Player

Pits the player against an invading army of insect like creatures known as the Locust. The player can be joined by a friend online and they can team up co-operatively to fight the enemy. The PC version includes a few extras that the XBOX 360 version lacks and the graphics look even better.

Multiplayer

Up to 8 players can team off in a very enjoyable multiplayer mode which features the standard deathmatch type play but also a somewhat quirky “Execution” mode which forces players to run up and chainsaw down players to finish them off. Other modes include annex and king of the hill.

Onward to glory.

What can I say? I love this game. It’s that simple.

Popularity: 53% [?]

Hard men in space suits!

Another visually stunning first person shooter set in the near future (no, this isn’t Tomorrows World and we DO NOT stand by any predictions of the future). The player controls a special forces soldier (Again! Has anyone really ever met one of them? Well, apart from that chubby, unshaven guy with the odd looking hearing aid who lives next door to me. No, honestly, he keeps telling me to punch him in the stomach to prove how tough he is! - Sorry, got a little carried away there) equipped with a hi-tech battle suit called the “Nanosuit” which enables him to perform amazing physical feats. Crysis is extremely demanding on hardware and it will be necessary to dial down the settings on all but the most powerful systems.
The single player campaign starts off with escalating tensions between the USA and North Korea. American scientists have discovered what they believe is an alien artefact (it’s really a silver wheelie bin) on a remote island and the North Koreans quickly take it over and the scientists end up as hostages. The US sends in a special forces team to rescue them (again!).

What happens next?

Initially the player fights against conventional solders and vehicles and the game features a good mix of stealth and action while later on the game evolves into a far more complex battle. The AI and gameplay is a little quirky and sometimes the AI can be downright annoying but this will likely be fixed with a patch or two.

Multiplayer games are quite entertaining although the game only features two modes. These are instant action and power struggle. The instant action is simply a quick and dirty deathmatch mode whereas power struggle is more complex involving capture points and objectives for teams.

Maim, kill, destroy…

Yeah, we like this. Not first choice on the list and, to be fair, although very attractive we did get tired of the death match mode relatively quickly. It’s a good game for a general audience rather than those sneaky, die-hard ex-special forces type who live next door to me!

Popularity: 44% [?]

But no nukes to play with!

Brilliant first person shooter with stunning graphics and superb gameplay. Call of Duty 4 brings a touch of realism without sacrificing game play fun. Nice touches include the ability to shoot through thin materials and still hit the enemy on the other side. No more hiding from a 20mm cannon by ducking behind a wood fence!

Single Player

The single player campaign weaves an interesting, if short, story and is well voiced by professional actors some of whom will be familiar to players from their appearances in TV shows. The player starts off in the role of a newly qualified SAS soldier and later in the game gets to play a US Marine. As the story unfolds, the player switches back and forth between these roles which provides an enjoyable mixture of all out action and stealth.

Multi Player

Final thoughts.

Transition from SAS to US marine! Not my idea of advancement but what the hell, it’s just a game (but I’ll continue to grumble for many hours yet).

Popularity: 44% [?]

1000, 2000, 3000, check canopy…

…release your container. 12 seconds later you hit the ground. Congratulations. You’re airborne (if only it were that easy!). Continued below…

The game.

Enjoyable first person shooter with excellent graphics and fluid gameplay. Medal of Honor Airborne is a decent addition to the already crowded WW2 shooter stable and adds a few new and improved features such as a somewhat non-linear campaign and character improvement during the single player game. The rag doll physics are a bit quirky at times and sometimes corpses can be left in the most hilarious positions but overall, a good stable engine.

A note on playing with yourself.

The single player campaign is fun without being taxing and generically portrays 1944-1945. Weapons and models are good and the campaign takes the player on several missions as a US Army Paratrooper. Players are able to upgrade their weapons by completing certain simple goals during the game and this gives a good sense of achievement. Missions are somewhat non-linear and the player can decide how and when to complete various goals.

Next: Playing with other people!

The multiplayer part of the game is pretty standard with Capture the Flag and Deathmatch modes. It is quite enjoyable and polished but not as in depth or sophisticated as some other games.

Summing up.

We like this game. It’s not one that you’d put in a time capsule to show kids how great things were 25 years previously but good entertainment when you stagger back from the pub!

Popularity: 42% [?]